Tammo van Lessen (@taval) / X

Tammo van Lessen

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Tammo van Lessen

@taval

Principal Consultant @INNOQ, Apache Member. I ❤️ right-sized software architectures.

Mainz, Germany

Joined January 2008

Tammo van Lessen
@taval
May 14
WoB pattern: Multi-Agent Corporate Roleplay (BMAD) Why write code when an AI PM can write a PRD for an AI Architect to delegate to an AI Dev? We automated the worst parts of Scrum! It's Executable Jira, but you pay per word. worstofbreed.net/patterns/multi… #worstofbreed #techhumor #ai
Tammo van Lessen
@taval
Feb 21
For some weekend fun: 🚨 WoB PATTERN: Distributed Monolith "Why call a method locally when you can send a synchronous HTTP request across three availability zones?" worstofbreed.net/patterns/distr… #worstofbreed #SoftwareArchitecture #MaintenanceNightmare #TechHumor
Tammo van Lessen
@taval
Feb 15
I registered worstofbreed.net in 2008. It's finally live. And fun. Presenting the Tech Horror Radar 2025. A satirical collection of anti-patterns, bad decisions, and things that haunt codebases everywhere. Hover over the blips. Feel the pain. 👉 worstofbreed.net/radar/2025/
Tammo van Lessen
@taval
Dec 6, 2023
Es ist wirklich traurig, was für ein Trümmerhaufen die @DB_Bahn geworden ist. Wenn ich schon um 4:30 aufstehe, möchte ich nicht schon beim ersten Umstieg scheitern. Man kann sich nicht darauf verlassen, wenigstens halbwegs pünktlich ans Ziel zu kommen.
Tammo van Lessen
@taval
Aug 14, 2023
Mach's gut, Stefan! Ich werde dich vermissen. RIP 😢
INNOQ
@INNOQ
Aug 14, 2023
Wir trauern um Stefan Tilkov. We mourn the loss of Stefan Tilkov. Deutsch: innoq.com/de/news/2023/0… English: innoq.com/en/news/2023/0…