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Bloody vultures! Cheeky Spanish paraglider firm pinched El Reg's mascot
Dios mío, eso es nuestro buitre!
21 Jun 12:45 |
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Hot desk hell: Staff spend two weeks a year looking for seats in open-plan offices
Cough. I believe you have my stapler
21 Jun 10:30 |
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UK.gov whacks export ban on 'grotesque' crab made by famous Brit potter bros
What? We're not afraid it'll attack us in our sleep. Are you?
18 Jun 14:07 |
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You gotta be kitten me: Pakistan politicos feline silly after filter farce hits purrrfect conference
Claws out as slippery-pawed cameraman renders officials with cat ears and whiskers
17 Jun 15:59 |
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We asked readers what DXC should be known for... and of course you came up with the goods
You lovely bunch of, um, brand strategists. We knew you'd treat them right
14 Jun 12:34 |
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Oblivious 'influencers' work on 3.6-roentgen tans in Chernobyl after realising TV show based on real nuclear TITSUP
Not great, not terrible – but downright diabolical
12 Jun 13:15 |
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Bear insistent on playing tonsil tennis with you? Just bite its tongue off
Russian bloke's heroics rewrite survival guides the world over
11 Jun 11:54 |
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Russian Jesus gives up food to meditate on how he can improve crypto messenger Telegram
Pavel Durov heads into the desert of his soul for inspiration
07 Jun 12:00 |
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Heathrow Airport drops £50m on CT scanners to help smooth passage through security checks
Leave your lappy in the bag at every UK terminal from 2022
06 Jun 14:16 |
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Church roofs? Nyet, say Russian scrap thieves, we're taking this bridge
At least no one had much use for the metal monstrosity
05 Jun 14:45 |
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One man went to mow a meadow, hoping Trump would spot giant grass snake under flightpath
Childish prank for childish visitor
03 Jun 11:45 |
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Oh, the massive sky dong? Contrails from 'standard' F-35 training, US Air Force insists
Nothing to see here, pervs – it is all in your mind
31 May 19:00 |
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Kenshi: Sandblasted sword-punk D&D where the dungeon master wants everyone dead
The RPGImpressive indie is an emergent gameplay goldmine
31 May 09:47 |
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Introducing 'freedom gas' – a bit like the 2003 deep-fried potato variety, only even worse for you
LogowatchUS to smother the planet with liberty, whether we like it or not
30 May 11:15 |
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Egg on North Face: Wikipedia furious after glamp-wear giant swaps article pics for sneaky ad shots – and even brags about it in a video
Updated'We hacked the results to reach one of the most difficult places: The top of the world’s largest search engine'
29 May 21:52 |
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Ex-student, 52, suing university for AU$3m after PhD rejection destroyed 'sex drive'
And what was he hoping to study? Social Sciences
29 May 15:05 |
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Ikea hopes to spare shoppers the one-way Helvete of its stores with ÅR app overhaul
Projects cheap furniture into your home – but says nothing about all those leftover screws
28 May 13:15 |
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Let's make laptops from radium. How's that for planned obsolescence?
Something for the Weekend, Sir?Come on, guys, get a half-life
24 May 09:15 |
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This is a sett-up! Mum catches badger feasting on contents of freezer
Elusive critter loves mashed potato, not so keen on scallops
22 May 11:59 |
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Honey, hive had it with this drone: Couple lived for years with thousands of bees in bedroom wall
Come for the enterprise tech, stay for the tortured puns
21 May 12:23 |
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Long-distance dildo devotee deploys ding-dong over data deceit
Chinese sex company wants to (wire)tap that...
20 May 05:03 |
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Must watch: GE's smart light bulb reset process is a masterpiece... of modern techno-insanity
'Bulls%^t! Complete bull$h*t!' Reset the clock on the last time woke Linus Torvalds exploded at a Linux kernel dev
Sad SACK: Linux PCs, servers, gadgets may be crashed by 'Ping of Death' network packets
Why are fervid Googlers making ad-blocker-breaking changes to Chrome? Because they created a monster – and are fighting to secure it
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Russian bots are just for rigging US elections? They hit home, too: Kid stripped of crown in TV contest vote-fix scandal
Singing competition stunned by suspicious spree of SMSes
17 May 06:07 |
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Wine? No, posh noshery in high spirits despite giving away £4,500 bottle of Bordeaux
Customer ordered £260 plonk from same year – bargain!
16 May 12:48 |
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Silence of the vans: Uber adds 'Plz STFU, driver' button to app for posh passengers using Black
Low wages and job insecurity, with an added hint of dehumanizing social control
15 May 23:05 |
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If you're ever lost on the Moon, Ordnance Survey now has you covered for Apollo 11 anniversary
Hot tip for Reg readers: There are Easter eggs to be found
15 May 09:45 |
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Talk about a ticket to ride... London rail passengers hear pr0n grunts over PA system
Mind the fap
13 May 11:04 |
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Freaky photo flingers face fat fines for flagrant phallus flashing fun
What a d*ck move! Singapore criminalizes unsolicited nude pics
12 May 09:27 |
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Crap band sues crap beer maker: Hair-metal rockers have an Axl to grind over Guns N' Rosé
Court filing warns: Welcome to the jungle
10 May 18:31 |
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Essex named sexiest British accent followed closely by, um, Glaswegian
Awwigh daahlin', I FINK you'll find
10 May 13:15 |
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Zavvi tells customers: You've won VIP tickets to Champions League final! And you've won tickets, and you've won tickets, and you, and...
Congratulations, Liverpool and Spurs fans! Wait... never mind
09 May 14:02 |
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Veteran vulture Andrew Orlowski is offski after 19 years at The Register
It's been fun
09 May 09:16 |
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Fire up the FruityLoops! Sir David Attenborough wants someone to remix Balinese field recording
'Into a club-worthy Ibiza anthem,' apparently
08 May 12:34 |
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Portal to 'HELL' cracks open in street – oh sorry, it's just another pothole
Into the eternal darkness, into fire and into ice... aka York
08 May 08:12 |
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Apple stock hits bottom ... as AirPod exits man's backside and still works after colonic travels
'I am the passenger / And I ride and I ride / I ride through the city's backsides'
06 May 04:50 |
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Now you can officially dox Scrabble players, thanks to the new dictionary definitions
But for some, new additions to game are distinctly not OK
03 May 23:37 |
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Personality quiz for all you IT bods: Are you a chameleon or an outlaw? A diplomat or a high flier? Vote right here
PollMore entertaining than Myers-Briggs, about as useful as a bag of… sticks
03 May 12:15 |
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Great disturbance in the Force as Star Wars' 'big walking carpet' is laid to rest
ObitRIP: Chewbacca actor Peter Mayhew
03 May 10:11 |
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What a meth: Elderly Melbourne couple sign for 20kg shipment of drugs, say cops
Good afternoon, is this Amazon? I believe the yarn we ordered has dissolved into some sort of powder
02 May 12:04 |
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Cool story, brew: Utah karaoke crooners receive cold, refreshing shock as alcohol authority refuses beer licence
Sing it with us: Thhhhaaat makes you lager than life...
01 May 11:52 |
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Take a hike: Grab a flask of tea – South Korea is opening hiking trails in the DMZ
It's all perfectly safe
30 Apr 13:26 |
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